Many topics are still left untouched, but I wanted to put something positive here. Zombies don't live forever, eventually their whole body will decompose and you won't have to worry about armies of them anymore, but you will have to worry about rebuilding society. Which would be a cool thing to do, shape the new world in your image.So many things wrong could be corrected with a reboot like that. It's what we need, I think.
Anyway, you'll never get there if you don't follow my instructions, so back to training. We're going to talk about animals. It'd be nice to have a dog or something around to keep you company and let you know when there are zeds out of range of your nose, but depending on whether or not the virus can be transfered to all species or not you may want to be careful. It would be a very, very bad thing if your best friend decided to go spoiled, and rip your arm off.
You'd want to take precautions that let you interact with your dog, but keeps enough distance so that if he gets infected he won't be able to harm you. Something like a leash.... Or other things that we use on vicious dogs who aren't zombies.
Something that would be cool to do, would be to get one of the elephants from the Zoo and train them to be your pet. Zombies wouldn't stand a chance. But if the elephant gets zombified that could put you into a sticky situation.Maybe it'd be a good idea to just avoid all life.
I guess that solves it. No pets! If they get zombified you have to deal with animal zombies. Regular animals are scary enough when they attack, but zombie animals attacking........ That's no good.
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Youre no good!
And, by the by, zombies no longer exist. I killed them all, just like i killed all the lions at the zoo.
The end.
Ride elephant, ride! That would be awesome. You could just live in a hole until they all die? With your elephants and dog and tigers and all the rest of them. Well, maybe a tiger would not be a good idea.
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