Thursday, April 17, 2008

1st Problem

The first problem with zombies is that they are very hard to kill. You have to destroy their brain, and anyone who isn't mentally challenged knows that the brain is in the head, and what is also on the head is the mouth.

The mouth is the most dangerous part about a zombie, and this is because if you are bitten you're dead. It's that simple. There's no stopping the infection if you're bitten. Once you're bitten the most useful thing you could probably do is strap some explosives to yourself and take some of the undead with you.

You're probably asking yourself, "What does this have to do with surviving in Hawaii?" Well, not to be offensive, but there are quite a few people in Hawaii with very nasty teeth. By few I mean around 30-45% of the population, this is due to the huge crystal meth problem we have. Being bitten by these people would suck, being bitten by these people while they're zombies reaches a level of suck that I can't even fathom.

Now that we're on the same wave length you probably want a solution, well I have one. Motorcross is quite popular in Hawaii, first thing you want to do is hit up one of these shops and get some padding. Or you could try to loot some S.W.A.T. gear from a police station, but that'd be extremely dangerous. I'd say stay away from government buildings, especially emergency response.

2 comments:

Kaitlin. said...

my sister is a part of that statistic... her teeth are just as disgusting as the picture.

whatever happened the blowing up of bridges idea?

scarykitty said...

That... wow... er... eewwww...

What about a safe house? You have to have a safe house.

Shouldn't, scientificly the body of the zombie break down eventualy? Without food? Can zombies eat other zombies?